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October 1, 2006
Battlestar Galaxative
ne of the greatest shows on television, Battlestar Gallactica, starts its third season next Friday. It's nothing like the original apart from some names. And so I'm reposting a little funny scenario below I wrote a couple of years ago.
 | Doctor, do you have the Cylon ID test completed? |
| It should be ready in no time, commander. |  |
 | Strip me naked and do me right here, Gaius. |
| Stop it! I'm talking! I can't shag you right now! | |
| Excuse me, doctor? |
| Oh, sorry, commander. I was thinking about something else. | |
| Do me, do me, do me! |
| I mean, doc, if that was a proposal, don't let protocol get in the way of.... | |
| Oh, for frack's sake, Adama! |
| What did you say, mister? | |
| Fondle my imaginary breasts, Gaius! |
| Haven't you been paying attention? My behavior! Hasn't it been obvious? | |
| Well, I've been busy. Don't take it personally... |
| Ah! Ahh! Ahhh! | |
| No, you idiot! I've been erratic, talking to myself... Do you understand what's going on? |
| We're very enlightened on Galactica, doc. I know these transitions can be hard... | |
| Good Christ, Adama! I'VE GOT A CYLON IN MY HEAD! |
| Someone call for me? |  |
| Get outta here, Bitch! He's mine! |
| I don't frackin' believe this! | |
| Damn it, Boomer, you're supposed to be in the brig! |
| Oh yeah. About that. I hope the fact that I'm a Cylon doesn't make you think I don't respect you, sir... | |
| You shot me in the stomach, you insane toaster! |
| How can you call me that? It's just not fair! I have FEELINGS! | |
| Is there anyone who can rid me of this...THING? |
| SIR, YES SIR! |  |
| Wait a minute! Didn't my contract say I was the only blonde on this show? |
| SIR, JUST GIVE ME A CIGAR, SIR! | |
| Starbuck, go put this toaster in an airlock! |
| MY PLEASURE SIR! | |
| (groan) Just end my life now... |
| If Starbuck kills me, I've got clones. You all auditioned to be humans, didn't you? SUCKERS! | |
Hat Tip to WuzzaDem, the Master.
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Posted by witnit at October 1, 2006 9:10 AM
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I love this show. It's one of my favorites. With all the good TV these days, I might never leave the house!
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