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February 15, 2006
Million Dollar Idea
kay, you wanna make a million dollars? I'll give you an idea I've long held but have no desire to capitalize on.
But you might.
You've heard of StarScrolls no doubt; those little monthly scrolls sold in supermarkets worldwide in seven languages that you would unroll for your month horoscope.
And you know how young kids like gross things; remember Garbage Pail Kids?
Well, think about the Brand New Kid Gross Out Fun Thing called...
HORRORSCOPES!!!
Think about it: Monthly HorrorScope scrolls for each of the 12 signs (with Horror images, like "Pisces" and a picture of pirahnna.)
Then the actual Horror prediction: "Oh, February will be a month of absolute TERROR! Beware, because your eyes will most likely be eaten by flesh-eating bacteria and..."
You could go on for a couple of good paragraphs.
And of course you would have a list of Unlucky Numbers!
Just a thought. Once you make your first million, send me a check.
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Posted by witnit at February 15, 2006 1:14 PM
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