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January 5, 2006

35 Years

hat a long strange trip it's been!

1971: Long hair
2006: Longing for hair

1971: The perfect high
2006: The perfect high yield mutual fund

1971: KEG
2006: EKG

1971: Acid rock
2006: Acid reflux

1971: Moving to California because it's cool
2006: Moving to California because it's warm

1971: Growing pot
2006: Growing pot belly

1971: Seeds and stems
2006: Roughage

1971: Popping pills, smoking joints
2006: Popping joints

1971: Killer weed
2006: Weed killer

1971: Hoping for a BMW
2006: Hoping for a BM

1971: The Grateful Dead
2006: Dr. Kevorkian

1971: Going to a new, hip joint
2006: Receiving a new hip joint

1971: Rolling Stones
2006: Kidney Stones

1971: Being called into the principal's office
2006: Calling the principal's office

1971: Screw the system
2006: Upgrade the system

1971: Disco
2006: Costco

1971: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2006: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1971: Taking acid
2006: Taking antacid

1971: Passing the drivers' test
2006: Passing the vision test

1971: Whatever
2006: Depends

1971: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2006: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor


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Posted by witnit at January 5, 2006 7:38 AM

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