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August 6, 2005
She's Leaving Home, Bye Bye
ome men go to extremes to persuade the wife to hit the road:
A man made up a story about killing a hitchhiker and burying the body in the woods in an effort to persuade his wife to leave him, authorities said.Teddy Claire Akin, 28, of Ocala, was charged Tuesday with making a false report and petit theft. He was being held without bail.
I don't know what "petit theft" is.
*** My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never. Jack Benny
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Posted by witnit at August 6, 2005 5:47 PM
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