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August 9, 2005
Joke of the Week
park service ranger saw a man walking towards his car carrying a rifle and a paper bag.
"Excuse me, sir, but what's in the bag?" asked the ranger.
"Oh, nothing important," siad the man.
"Please open the bag, Sir. I have to see." The man did and the ranger saw a dead flamingo. It had obviously been shot. The ranger took out his handcuffs. "Flamingos are protected, sir. You're under arrest."
"But I was only hunting for food!" protested the man.
"I'm sorry," said the ranger. He cuffed the man and began walking him toward the station house. "By the way, I've always wondered... What does a flamingo taste like?"
The man thought for a moment and said, "Oh, somewhere between a condor and a bald eagle."
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Posted by witnit at August 9, 2005 6:44 AM
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