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July 25, 2005
With Emphasis on WITTY

ust want to pass along an example of great writing from Witty Sex Kitten. She knows how to make the need for a new AC adapter a fascinating journey. Check out Too Big! Too Little! Just Right!
I am taking the California Bar Exam on this laptop. I registered, and paid my little fee, and have signed my ass up to take it on a laptop. Not just ANY laptop...THIS laptop. Because you had to certify your laptop by July 1st and if you didn't, well too bad, so sad, fuck you and we're taking your $500 bucks too. So I couldn't just substitute in my stepdad or my dad's laptop or Joe Schmoe down the streets laptop. I have to take it on THIS HERE laptop. This here laptop with no GLOBby goodness. This here laptop I can't turn on without sucking out the last of it's 45 min. of life.--------
Posted by witnit at July 25, 2005 3:13 AM
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