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June 15, 2005
Penguin Dope Slap of the Week
MINUS 6 DAYS to the Fabulous Demystifying Divas Plus One This week's Penguin Dope Slap goes to the so-called "liberal" college students who jeered California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. If you asked anyone of them, they would tell you they supported the First Amendment and Free Speech. And then they turn around and do this. Take that, Asshats:
Stories You May Have MissedSANTA MONICA, Calif. -- Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger's return to his alma mater turned into an exercise in perseverance when virtually his every word was accompanied by catcalls, howls and piercing whistles from the crowd.
Schwarzenegger's face appeared to redden during his 15-minute commencement address Tuesday to 600 graduates at Santa Monica College, but he ignored the shouting as he recalled his days as a student and, later, his work as a bodybuilder and actor.
"Always go all out and overcome your fears," he told the graduates. "Work, work, work. Study, study, study."
Inside the stadium, the drone from hundreds of rowdy protesters threatened to drown out the governor's voice at times.
- What do YOU do when you don't like your Spanish teacher? That's right: Projectile vomiting.
- How every priest should handle a DOG who disrupts religious services. (That's GOD backwards, y'know.)
- Get yourself to school, boy!
- But they're homeless and need our love and support and protection...
- Japan raises cats of evil.
- Naked Zorro strikes again!
- Order in the Court. All rise!
- Of course! That explains Ocean Mystery.
- God has answered our prayers.
*** Peter Marshall: A western saddle has a curved horn on the front to hold something for the cowboy. What is it?
Paul Lynde: A passenger."
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Posted by witnit at June 15, 2005 1:12 PM
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