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June 29, 2005
Ok...maybe I'd better skip the illustration
ere it is, the day that Mark's supposed to return, and I've not posted one single thing.
But quite frankly, the other Diva's did a great job of taking up my slack-ass-ness.
I'm afraid I've been remiss. I should be ashamed. I was going to say I should be punished and post a little illustration of a kid getting spanked. After 'googling' the words 'spanking', 'punishment' and even 'spanking cartoons', I decided that perhaps it would be better if I didn't. heh I didn't EVEN wanna google 'kid spanking' because...well...you can figure THAT out.
At any rate, I do apologize, Mark. Here are a few excuses that I considered...then rejected for...ah...obvious reasons:
1. The dog ate my computer. (I don't have a dog)
2. I was in a helicopter crash. (HA! Me? Get in a helicopter?)
3. I was busy climbing Mr. Everest. (See #3)
4. I traveled to Tibet and had a private meeting with the Dali Lama. (Wait..can you drive to Tibet?)
5. A meteor fell on my house. (It was just a SMALL meteor..that's why it didn't make the news)
6. Ziggy accidently ran over both my hands, breaking all my fingers. Don't ask. (Can someone help me pick my nose?)
Awww...the truth of the matter is, for the last week or so, I've felt pretty much like a used-up, rung-out Kleenex. My energy left with my muse firmly in tow. No energy + no muse = no postings. And, I wasn't about to blog without my muse. Which, as you might be able to tell, (or maybe not) has decided to return.
Now, where's that damned energy?
PS I DO wanna thank Mark for entrusting me with the keys to WitNit. Now, quick....I've gotta run and pull those undies off the shower bar and take down the chintz curtains. Oh...and, hide that vibrator.
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Posted by witnit at June 29, 2005 2:18 PM
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