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June 30, 2005

Jacko Education News Flash

an Francisco (WitNit Newswire) -- Michael Jackson, famed popstar and unconvicted child molester, is founding a university, says his spokeman, Cy Kaphant. "Michael Jackson wants to give something back to all the children who supported him in his career," said Mr. Kaphant.

The university will be located in Salt Lake City, Utah. When asked what it will be called, Michael Jackson's spokeman replied, "Bring'em Young University."


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Posted by witnit at June 30, 2005 10:50 AM

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