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June 16, 2005

Carnival of the BabeWits #2

MINUS 5 DAYS

This is the 2nd official Carnival of the BabeWits! Here they are, some of the wittiest, biting, soothing, thoughtful, and seductive women writing blogs today. Take a gander. I guarantee that you will find most of them to your taste. At least, I find they are to my taste, and what could be wrong with that? If you have a recommendation, let me know. Also, images can be changed upon request. Can you find the three new additions?

Anna at Annalysis shows us how the Saudi movie channel gets around restrictions on, uh, getting your soda straw to work. "The commercial showed a fast food cup with a cover on it and a hand trying to insert a straw. The straw was pink and thin, and kept bending."

Kathy at Cake Eater Chronicles explains what can turn her into a scary person. "You know, I'm really not a scary person. I know sometimes I come off like one, because this place is where I put a lot of my angst. But you shouldn't take it seriously. I'm not that frightening of a person. Really, I'm not. Most people think I'm really nice. Except..."

Chabliz is a little colorful in her thoughts on a mom who locked her son in the basement to protect him from their pitbull. She failed. "Of course, the obvious solution to most normal people would be to bring the boy grocery shopping instead of locking him in the basement. Oh, and way to go, mom, blaming your dead son for something that could have TOTALLY been prevented by YOU."

Ruth at Chaos Theory loves to litter. "I've always liked throwing rubbish out of the car window when I'm driving. There's something very satisfying about it."

LeeAnn our Cheesemistress appears to be in need of friendly intervention. Perhaps if we all got together... " Your death will be suicide. What more can I say?"

Christina at Feisty Repartee tells us about moms and dogs and chocolate. (Ain't that dangerous to pooches?) "For a brief period in my early married life, the husband and I actually lived in the same town as my parents."

Sadie at Fistful of Fortnights wants to screw humanity. Hmm...might take some time. "As I've been catching up on blog reading today, it would seem that a fair amount of angst stretches over the blogosphere. Then again, this could be attributed to the questionable nature of my favourite reads."

Amelie at for a breath i tarry lets us into the secret reading side of a young'un. "5. I have a copy of The Riverside Shakespeare [complete works], as well as a number of multiple copies of some works in smaller versions."

Silk at Just Breathe demonstrates that she is a friend that would make the Seinfeld crowd look sympathetic. "I consider myself to be a really good friend to have. In fact in friend stakes, I'd say I'm just bloody super."

Kate at KateSpot will be delivering a humongous, startlingly expensive prize to her 10,000th commenter. "I am 100 comments away from hitting the big 10,000!"

Key at Key Issues offers a mild, gentle, forgiving assessment of the whole Michael J. saga. "Jackson is a selfish, narcissistic megalomaniac who believes that he sets the standard for what is right and wrong in his own life."

Lady Mac at Lady Mac's Musings tells us what she misses from her childhood. "1. I miss playing outside with the neighborhood kids. I guess I could nowdays but it would look kind of strange…"

Pammy at Lollygaggin tells us more than we want to know about gravity, and it's brother, comedy. "I've since progressed into the just plain 'Pendulous' phase, where I expect I'll remain until passing into the dreaded 'Droopy Dawg' phase..."

Michele at Meanderings reminds us that she is hosting the upcoming Carnival of the Recipes, so get yours in now. I may even send my famous hot garlic chicken on salad. "It might be Saturday until they get posted, but send in those yummy recipes and I'll try to do them justice!"

Moogie at Moogie's World seems strangely to be on hiatus after posting on a tornado watch. Moogie, tell us you're okay! " My one fatal mistake that morning was turning on the radio. My timing sucked because at this very moment, they were announcing a tornado watch."

Northwoods Woman admits to being a blog addict, a blog whore (yeah, babe, like you're the only one), and a woman who is in need of a little discipline. Can you help her out? "During my black hole years I did absolutely nothing but sit my ass in front of the computer. From the time I dragged my ass out of bed to the time I dragged it back, I sat here and either played games or fought with people in chat chatted."

Kelley at Suburban Blight has put on the bio-safe latex gloves for...well, go see. "Once a week or so, I roll up my sleeves, don a fresh pair of powdery bio-safe latex gloves, bring out the antiseptic and go diving into the world of..."

Phoenix at Villians Vanquished tells us how a woman can fall for cowboys. "Here's a little secret about me: cowboys are my weakness."

*** What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. Mark Twain

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