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May 27, 2005
Mom's Favorite Joke
his is my mom's favorite joke. My mother is actually quite a lovely and generous person.
Back in the 1950s, a pair of big game hunters were hunting lions in Africa. They had been away from civilization for many weeks having lost their way and missing female companionship.
Suddenly they spied a large female gorilla sleeping under a shade tree in the grass. They hatched their plan and managed to knock the gorilla out before waking, stake her to the ground spread-eagled, and put duct tape over her mouth.
The first hunter lowered his pants while his partner stood by with his rifle raised just in case. The first hunter began humping away and the female gorilla woke up struggling. Suddenly she freed her left leg and wrapped it around the hunter's waist.
"Should I shoot yet, should I shoot yet?" cried his partner.
"No, not yet!" the humping hunter yelled.
The gorilla struggled and freed her right leg, wrapping it around the hunter's waist.
"Should I shoot yet, should I shoot yet?" cried his partner.
"No, not yet!" the humping hunter yelled.
Then the struggling female gorilla pulled out the stake holding her right arm and wrapped her arm around the hunter.
"Should I shoot NOW, should I shoot NOW?" cried his partner.
"No, no, no, not yet!" yelled the humping hunter nearly out of breath.
Finally the gorilla freed her left arm and wrapped it around the hunter.
"FOR GOD'S SAKE, SHOULD I SHOOT NOW?" yelled his partner.
"NO," yelled the humping hunter, "but rip off the tape. I want to KISS HER!"
*** I’ll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available. Ashleigh Brilliant
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Posted by witnit at May 27, 2005 8:15 AM
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