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May 20, 2005

Carnival of the BabesWits #1



his is the first official Carnival of the BabeWits! Here they are, some of the wittiest, biting, soothing, thoughtful, and seductive women writing blogs today. (Arianna who?) Take a gander. I guarantee that you will find most of them to your taste. At least, I find they are to my taste, and what could be wrong with that? (BTW, for some strange reason, the mu.nu world won't take Trackback pings for this post because of alleged questionable content. Someone might want to have a word with the proprietor.)

Anna at Annalysis asks us "Is it OK to lie in order to get people involved in an issue?" Of course not, I say. Trust me. I'm a man. Anna writes, "Recently someone there posted a review of a book about "honor" crimes committed against women in the West Bank. For those interested in the review, it skewers the book, marketed as a true story by a woman who underwent horrible torture and mistreatment, as being basically completely made up. "

Kathy at Cake Eater Chronicles is glad that Donald Trump is sticking his nose into the whole building-the-twin-towers fiasco. "It's time they stopped f---ing about and just built the buildings. Every day construction of the new Towers is halted, is one more day that goes by that tells those b-----ds they've won. " I say first Trump needs to rearchitect his hair.

Ruth at Chaos Theory says it's all in the stars, admitting she's one of them there Virgos, so why not take the day off. "Some of your feelings may be expressed, but even more of them are apt to be repressed. There is a lot of drama in your personality and in the way you express yourself to others. Oddly enough, you don't expect as much in return as you give."


LeeAnn our Cheesemistress is in the middle of moving and has apparently gone mad, since it's been two weeks without a word. "Firstly, every single time the GM1 and I have moved, I have Gone Mad. It's my own doing, my own induced madness. I get so wound up and consumed with the task at hand that I don't eat, sleep, or see anything but boxes, scores and scores of boxes, crying out to be filled with all my carefully categorized bits and tinkets and painstakingly labeled with the contents."


Christina at Feisty Repartee has tuned pirate on us spouting a might ARRGGHHH! "In the bathroom this morning I was doing a little organzing and light packing for a quick weekend trip. The make-up bag was open and I inadvertantly knocked it over."


Sadie at Fistful of Fortnights offers us a beautiful photo of her ideal man. Just for White Trash Wednesdays!


Silk at Just Breathe gives us the best title of the week: "Technology leaps forward like a felt up chicken."


Kate at KateSpot offers a loving tribute to her grandmother who has just died.


Key at Key Issues blames an innocent, blameless planetary body for the fact that she's going bonkers over SiteMeter: "Does hit-seeking make one INSANE? I'd like to take a friggin baseball bat to the Sitemeter function sometimes. And not just on MY site...I think many bloggers would be much more tolerable if they had no friggin clue how many hits they were getting relative to their peers."


Lady Mac at Lady Mac's Musings reveals her strange preference for Tidey Whities. "I see London, I see France. I see Saddam in his underpants!"

Pammy at Lollygaggin is howling at the moon over her offically acknowledged Wolfish personality.

Michele at Meanderings is on vacation so Christina is subbing, and offers a little humor regarding Cajun Moose Hunters. "Boudreaux and Thibodeaux got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They bagged six."

Moogie at Moogie's World offers some words of wisdom regarding our friend, the book: "For me, a book is my entrance into a world of endless possibilities. When I read, I AM. I become the main character and remain so until I turn the last page."


Kelley at Suburban Blight is huffing and puffing and no man is involved: "This is the most egregiously superfluous @#$% I have seen on the internet in a long, long time. What is wrong with you people? Your bully pulpit not large enough?"


Phoenix at Villians Vanquished calmy and sweetly tells us a few of the things she thinks as she looks at the headlines: "1. Howard Dean is an idiot. And mean. And ugly. And possibly a psychopath."



And finally our Witty Sex Kitten gives us her thoughts on free range dating: "My friends tell me my type is "has a p---s." Which I completely disagree with because my type is solidly 6'2, corn fed, Midwestern, military guy."


*** If I can’t have access to your heart, at least let me have access to your refrigerator. Ashleigh Brilliant

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