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April 27, 2005
Lazarus Emerges from the Tomb!
incon, Georgia (WitNit Newswire) -- Rob "Acidman" @#$%&* of Gut Rumbles committed resurrection today, admitting that "Okay, I am over my temper tantrum now and I'm going to blog again."
Awe-inspired cliquesh cheerleaders rushed to his feet, breathlessly awaiting his humbling words and rants.
"He's back, he's back, oh my Gaaaawwwwd, he's back," cried CalTechGirl.
"All right. Now do we get the Carnival of the Crappers?" shouted Velociman.
"Shoulda used a club instead of a pin," mumbled Silk.
Here is an unretouched photo of Acidman immediately after his resurrection:
This reporter is relieved.
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Posted by witnit at April 27, 2005 8:30 AM
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