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April 20, 2005
Game Warden Humor
illyBudd, the American Dinosaur, tells a Game Warden joke. Reminds me of one:
A game warden on his rounds in a national forest spies a man carrying a bag and a rifle.
"How's it goin'?" asks the game warden.
"Fine," says the man.
"What's in the bag?"
"Nothing much."
"I'm afraid I'm gonna have to insist. Show me what's in the bag."
The man opens the bag and inside there's a dead flamingo. The game warden pulls out his handcuffs. "I'm sorry, but I have to arrest you."
"Why?" cries the man. "I was only shootin' it for food."
"That species of flamingo is an endangered species. I'm taking you in." He handcuffs the man and they walk for a while. Finally, the game warden says, "You know, I've always been curious. What does a flamingo taste like?"
The man thinks for a moment and says, "Oh, somewhere between a condor and a bald eagle."
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Posted by witnit at April 20, 2005 9:40 PM
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